"Onyi, I really miss you my
sweeti'm, my sugar honey sweetie pie".
"I miss you too
obi'm so much". I said rolling my eyes
We had been on the phone for more than an hour and Stanley wouldn't end the call. My Nigerian boyfriend has been on call waiting for the past five minutes. "Stan boo let me answer mum and call you back"
"Nne didn't you tell mummy that it's your husband talking. Greet her for me
i nugo and I hope she liked what I sent".
"Oh very much". "She says to tell you
Chukwu gozie gi... God bless you. She cant wait to meet you". He had sent my mum 2000 pounds with a box of beautiful kaftans last week. I had pocketed the 2000 pounds and sold off the kaftans.
"Ha! biko tell her very soon o! ka'm bia imego gi"
Pay my dowry? Warra heck! Was he kidding? I cringe at his thick igbo accent. How have I been coping?
"Yes o! she's excited o!" I whisper to my sister to scream my name in her best imitation of my mum's voice
ONYINYECHUKWU!
"Hey Stan that's mum again, gotta run"
"Ok babygial
m ga kpo chia gi, I'll call you later"
"Okay love", I replied and ended the call.
Seun, my naija boyfriend was on the phone. "I've been calling endlessly and your phone has been busy".
"Baby, I'm so sorry it's work stuff.. had to do a conference call with some of our foreign partners".
"K love.. Care to see a movie
babycakes?"
"Yay! I so do. What movie are we seeing?
"You choose darling"
"Dark Knight rises"
"Already got us Dark Knight rises tickets".
"How do you know I would want to see dark knight rises?". He knows me so well
"Of course I know what you like hon!". "Now get pretty and i'll be by your house in another hour, love you.
"Love u too boo"
I set about dressing up. Stan calls again.
What kind of pest was he? I refuse to pick